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my name is katie and i'm pretty lame

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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ssv-normandy:

when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing

tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

pocketsext:

cinderella by day

sinderella by night 

you wanna see a disaster?

asciimiddlefinger:

play the cha cha slide around a bunch of white folks and wait until the part where the dude goes “cha cha now real smooth”

*new follower*
Fuk is u
*looks at tagged/me*
O shit wassup tho

ugly:

jayce-park:

uncafenoir:

meyong:

bestyoutubevideos:

Putting on pants without using hands

what did i just..

this was more beautiful than i could ever imagine

my morning routine

my daily exercise, done